heresthetics
n.— «“Either way I win.” “Gee, what a virtuoso grasp of heresthetics!!!”» —“Re: John Johnson Calls NRA A Liar” by mkaye@nmsu.edu Usenet: talk.politics.guns Oct. 29, 1996. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
The word dezzick is defined in an 1875 dictionary of the Sussex dialect as “a day’s work.” This is part of a complete episode.
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