Grape Grandma and Grandpa

Taylor in Casper, Wyoming, carefully prepared her three-year-old son to meet his great grandparents for the first time. He misunderstood the great, and calls them Grandma and Grandpa Grape. Naturally, so does the rest of the family. Grant observes that they’re raisin that boy right and must love him a bunch. And by the way, what did the grapes say when the elephant stepped on them? This is part of a complete episode.

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We heard from Taylor Roste in Casper, Wyoming.

Her little boy John is almost three years old, and she was prepping him to meet his great-grandparents for the first time.

And she said, tomorrow we’re going to go have lunch with your great-grandparents.

But little John misunderstood great as grape, and she says he now refers to them as Grandma and Grandpa Grape like the fruit.

And my husband and I have resolved that we are never correcting him because it’s the most precious thing in the world.

Grandma and Grandpa Grape.

I love it.

There’s so many puns just waiting to happen there.

He loves them a bunch.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, they’re raising him right.

Oh, I would just like everyone to take a moment and note who is doing the punning here.

I’m capable of punning.

I just don’t like it because they’re so predictable.

They’re obvious.

They’re just lying there around.

It’s the rare pun that I appreciate, not the easy ones.

You know what the grape said when the elephant stepped on him?

No.

Nothing.

They just let out a little whine.

Injured.

Somebody else call us and talk to us.

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