gleek
v.— «I saw a guy on David Letterman snort milk up his nose and squirt it out his tear ducts. Given the fact that most kids have access to milk at the age when they like to gross people out it should be common to see kinds gleeking milk out their eye sockets according to the above logic, but to date I’ve only witnessed this one instance of elactulation.» —“Re: finger in the eyes?” by ActionVrb2 Usenet: rec.martial-arts May 23, 1995. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
The word dezzick is defined in an 1875 dictionary of the Sussex dialect as “a day’s work.” This is part of a complete episode.
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