gaunch
n.β Β«βDidja see the way I incapacitated him with my monkish gaunch pull?” cried Dingbat excitedly. There was a pause. “Uh, Dingbat, heβs not wearing a gaunch.”Β» ββHumorous Story (Part Two)” by Michael McAleese in Canada Usenet: rec.games.frp Nov. 19, 1991. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)