Steer clear of the flu. You’ll groan on wet sheets. You will mew. This is part of a complete episode.
Transcript of “Flu Limerick”
All right, so I’ve been digging around in the Omnificent English Dictionary in limerick form.
Oh, yeah? Did you find some good ones or some of the wretched ones?
I did. Here’s the one for the word flu.
A wretched subject, but good limerick.
Okay.
You will writhe on your bed all night through.
You will groan on wet sheets.
You will mew.
You will finally flop and will beg me to stop, which I’ll do when I’m through.
I’m the flu.
That’s perfect.
It is perfect, right?
That’s really true.
Because you’re not getting out of the flu until it is done with you.
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