Floodwiser
n.β Β«But on another houseβnot facing the road, but on back, heckling the riverβis a large parody of a red and white Budweiser beer can. “Floodwiser,” the can reads. “King of FloodsβNext Time, Head for the Mountains.”Β» ββStill Alive In Grafton” by Neil Steinberg in Grafton, Ill. Chicago Sun-Times July 10, 1994. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)