five nines

five nines
 n.β€” Β«My phone line has been outβ€”completely out, no dial toneβ€”for 2 days since I discovered and reported the outage. If “five nines” were a guarantee, that is, if it had any reality to it at all, I could expect 100,000 days, or 274 years, of perfect service for each day my phone were out, or 548 years total.Β» β€”β€œVerizon owes me 1365 years of perfect service” by David S. Isenberg Isen.blog Apr. 7, 2006. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)

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