Drought Humor

How dry is it? In the middle of a drought, you might answer that question is “So dry the trees are bribing the dogs.” This is part of a complete episode.

Transcript of “Drought Humor”

I was talking to a Texan about how dry the weather has been out here.

She said, it’s so dry that trees are bribing the dogs.

That’s how dry it is.

Took me a second, but I got it.

The trees are bribing the dogs.

Here, doggy, doggy, doggy.

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