doucher
n.— «Observing the locals, I adopted their oft-used chestnut “douchebag” and adjusted it to “doucher,” which saved so much time, as there were ample occasions to use it.» —“The Report from Portland: “Liberal kids running amok”” by Colleen in Portland, Oregon cokane’s bloggery (Brooklyn, New York) May 11, 2006. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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