dodge tide
n.— «Adelaide is one of the few places in the World to experience days without tidal movement, or a “dodge tide” as it is called, and day 3 racing was one of those days.» —“SAP 505 World’s Day 3—Lake Conditions” by Jordan Spencer Sail World Jan. 29, 2007. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
I saw a good double-tonguer not too long ago at http://www.waynebesen.com/index.html
Wayne Besens’s site.
Lurkperv: an anonymous post from a homophobe lurking at a Gay web site to put up derisive comments about Gay people.