Discussion Forum—A Way with Words, a fun radio show and podcast about language

What good is being an executive if you never get to execute anybody?

Do leprechauns live in a leprecolony? (That one works better spoken than it does in print.)

One I remembered after posting before, from the final season of Head of the Class, where Billy Connolly replaced Howard Hessman. After Billy is introduced to an attractive woman he'll be working with, he leeringly observes "Vice Principal, eh? How'd you like to be one of my principal vices?"