declinologist
n.— «Many liberal journalists are afflicted with a variation of Bush Derangemenet Syndrome: they look, and find, everywhere signs of America’s decline on the world stage. The French have a term for these thinkers: declinologists.» —“Declinologists in America” by Ed Lasky American Thinker Feb. 20, 2006. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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