crotchfruit
n.β Β«This was a family vacation (me + teh boy, my mom+stepdad, the mother of stepdad, my stepbrother+wife and their crotchfruit, and my stepbrotherβs wifeβs parents).Β» ββIβm back” by webwench Hulverβs site July 18, 2004. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)