crotchfruit
n.— «This was a family vacation (me + teh boy, my mom+stepdad, the mother of stepdad, my stepbrother+wife and their crotchfruit, and my stepbrother’s wife’s parents).» —“I’m back” by webwench Hulver’s site July 18, 2004. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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