crotchfruit
n.— «I wasn’t consulted about my point of view re: your wanting to spawn, so why should I have to suffer the results of your popping some crotchfruit?» —“Re: kids in restaurants” by Geoff Miller Usenet:alt.support.childfree Dec. 31, 1997. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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