crotch fruit
n.— «She felt sad because the townhouses (For $95k!) had three bedrooms, 2.5 baths, a garage plus a fenced backyard. She could put her two crotch fruit in the backyard and mix alcoholic beverages all day long.» —“Logistics” Sarcastic Journalist (Texas) July 17, 2005. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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