crotch dumpling
n.— «I probably shouldn’t be a mother. At least I didn’t refer to it as a crotch dumpling or placenta mooch like I call other people’s kids.» —“I hope we don’t get the six pack…“ by Chrissy (Christine) Kittybutts.org (Phoenix, Arizona) June 12, 2007. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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