crime scene sex
n.— «I’ve never heard blood wings. I’ve heard “crime scene sex,” which if you perform will earn you your red wings.» —“New York Yankees (40-21) at Arizona Diamondbacks (26-37) 9:35 p.m. EDT” by SG in ATL in Atlanta, Ga. Baseball Think Factory June 15, 2004. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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