chicken cutlet
n.— «Well, now, it’s not only not snug, but I look ridiculous because it has boning in the chest AND I have no boobs !!! I do have some “chicken cutlet” silicone fake boobs, so I’m tempted to wear that with the dress.» —“Fat and flat?” PEERtrainer Apr. 16, 2006. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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