chicken cutlet
n.— «A product called Intrigue, silicone-filled “breast enhancers,” fits in a bra, heats up to body temperature and promises increased cup size. (One drawback: The enhancers look and feel like raw chicken cutlets.)» —“New Breast Enhancers ‘Look And Feel Like Raw Chicken Cutlets,’ Self Magazine Reports” in New York City PR Newswire July 10, 1995. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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