cheddar
n.— «Spending several hours both dissing Oprah for her wack amounts of cheddar.» —“The Marcy Dibbleblotts 500″ by Carly My Misadventures (Provo, Utah) Mar. 1, 2005. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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