CEO
n.— «This would constitute the bare minimum of attendance required to be considered a “practicing” Catholic. Were Catholicism hold’em poker, the holy days of obligation could be considered the big blind. My wife, Judy, and I have a name for the bare minimum folks. We call them CEO’s: Christmas and Easter Only.» —“An Easter Bunnydiction” by William Boucher YourHub.com Apr. 10, 2007. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)