Trust us, you don’t want brown kitties. This dialectal term is another name for bronchitis. This is part of a complete episode.
Transcript of “Brown Kitties”
Grant, my sister-in-law has brown kitties.
Do you know what brown kitties means?
It’s a dialectal word for…
Is it dust bunnies?
No, but that’s a good guess.
Is it the socks that fall behind the dryer?
Mmm, boy. In the ho zone, right?
No.
No, what is it?
Brown kitties.
My sister-in-law has brown kitties.
She has bronchitis.
Oh, yes.
It’s a dialectal term.
Yes, I know that one.
She got the brown kitties.
Got the brown kitties.
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