bozosity
n.— «I knew when I saw the first wave come past that Dick had taken that one mighty step that would forever place him among the constellations of bozosity. We _owed_ it to Dick to honor his utter cluelessness.» —“Re: Dick” by Joel Furr Usenet: alt.fan.dick-depew Apr. 1, 1993. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)