beer chariot
n.— «Did Gareth survive the return trip in the beer chariot?» —“Happy Birthday to Me!” by Stuart in Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire, U.K. Peter Beardsley’s Web Site Feb. 24, 2005. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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