asplode
v.— «Oh an I almost fergot that all my heirs fells outsa my hed when I asploded it cause I wuz standin too cloze ta it.» —“Re: What 222 was all about—a scenario” by Silent Bob Usenet: alt.dss.hack Mar. 8, 2002. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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