When aviators speak of George flying the plane, they mean it’s on autopilot. This is part of a complete episode.
For all intents and purposes, the phrase all intensive purposes is just plain wrong. It’s an example of what linguists call an eggcorn. This is part of a complete episode.
Brown as a berry goes back to Chaucer and the 1300’s, when brown was the new dark purple. This is part of a complete episode.
Keeping something at bay comes from the baying sound that hunting dogs make when they’ve got their prey in a standoff. This is part of a complete episode.
Don’t call these dogs mutts: they’re bassadors, schnugs and dalmadoodles. This is part of a complete episode.
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