The mascot for Horace Mann Elementary School in Washington, D.C. is a centaur, that mythological creature that’s half-man, half-equine. Say the name of the school several times quickly, and you’ll see why. This is part of a complete...
After our chat about tongue twisters, a Chicago, Illinois, listener shares one that looks much easier than it sounds: Irish wristwatch. This is part of a complete episode. Transcript of “Say “Irish Wristwatch” Five Times...
This entry submitted to Wordsmith.org’s pangram contest was timely, but didn’t win: Ariana Grande visited a bakery, licked a doughnut, and made an unpatriotic, jejune exclamation; she was required to apologize thereafter. This is part of...
Why do we eat a frozen dessert to celebrate being born? Because it’s sherbert-day! Don’t hate us. This is part of a complete episode. Transcript of “Sherbert Day” On our Facebook page, Brian Stoll shared a question with us...
Nothing’s hungrier than a woodpecker with a headache. Think about it for a second—it does makes sense. This is part of a complete episode. Transcript of “Woodpecker Joke” Grant, here’s something to say the next time that...
Beware the biblical pun: What kind of car did the three wise men drive? A Honda. They all came with one Accord. This is part of a complete episode. Transcript of “Wise Men Biblical Pun” Grant, I have another Bible joke for you. What kind...