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scatter hoarding n.— «Every year, the squirrels plant a forest of pecan trees for me. They observe a practice called “scatter hoarding.” That means they harvest nuts and such and bury them all over the place. That way, no single raid by a...
woobie n.— «I don’t actually even know how to spell the word “woobie.” All I know is that the Engineer always used it to mean “a shirt that is really warm and comfortable, but that is in such bad shape that you could...
freeball
v.— «Cyril Freeballs It! Cyril’s Unclad Squirrel Scrotum Now Haunts My Dreams!» —Mimi Smartypants Nov. 15, 2004. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
squirrel n.— «Squirrel—Describes a rookie or reckless driver who moves all over the track and causes crashes or holds up faster drivers. Not a compliment.» —“Learning the Lernerville lingo” by Paul Kogut Valley News...