Chris from Sebastian, Florida, learned the little-piggy toe-counting rhyme with corned beef and cabbage in the third line, while his wife heard roast beef. Most people remember the fourth little piggy eating roast beef, but food substitutions have...
Why say goodbye when you could drop the phrase see you in church if the window’s open? This joke about lousy churchgoers is a colorful variant of see you when I see you. This is part of a complete episode. Transcript of “See You in...

