What happens when a clock gets hungry? It goes back four seconds. Martha talks about how puns weren’t always considered “bad.” Cicero praised them as the wittiest kind of saying, and Shakespeare made plenty of them, for both...
Stories From The Onion In this week’s episode, Martha and Grant discuss not-to-be-believed articles about language from the satirical newspaper The Onion, including one headlined “Underfunded Schools Forced to Cut Past Tense from...
hitling n.β Β«Attaching labels such as “racist” or even “Fascist” to anyone criticizing massive immigration or Multiculturalism has become so common that Norwegian anti-Islamists have coined a new word for it:...
red light fever n.β Β«Some people have red-light fever, they canβt wait to be in front of a camera. I canβt wait to be off the camera, basically, which isnβt to say I donβt get great pleasure when it works.Β» ββThe Revenge Of The...
Saddamβs revenge n.β Β«Though Mr. Rossβs life was never imperiled during his tour, he managed to contract a particularly nasty strain of dysentery, which American soldiers call Saddamβs Revenge.Β» ββWith βPatriot Act,β Jeffrey Ross...
Haitian happiness n. severe diarrhea or dysentery. Editorial Note: Many other terms for diarrhea are constructed with quickstep or (the) trots, such green-apple trots or Saigon quickstep, according to the Historical Dictionary of American Slang...

