A listener in Newport News, Virginia, says that sometimes, just for fun, he answers the phone with a homophonous I’m here to hear. You have my ear! This is part of a complete episode. Transcript of “Homophonous Phone Greeting: I’m Here to...
A Fort Collins, Colorado, listener shares the story of an unusual telephone greeting. A businessman who was used to cranky customers answered every call with, “Talk to me nicely.” This is part of a complete episode. Transcript of “Talk To Me...
After an earlier conversation about ending phone calls with mmm-bye, Esther remembers her mother answering the phone with Nyello! The greeting was so memorable that Esther and friends once called from a slumber party just to hear it and laugh. This...

