tumpsy n.— «Most men have seen Paris Hilton’s bare tumpsy more often than they’ve seen their own reflection.» —“Paris Hilton Sues The Millionth Website To Show Her Naked” by Stuart Heritage Hecklerspray Jan. 30...
pap n.— «With Paris Hilton heading for jail and Lindsay Lohan in rehab, the number of paparazzi on the trail of Britney Spears is going to soar. The conversation among the 20 to 30 “paps” staking out Hilton last week has been what they...
Shawskank Redemption n.— «Shawskank Redemption…We all know what jailbirds love: Making shivs out of sporks, drinking moonshine made from fermented peaches and mouthwash, making shivs out of toothbrushes, etc. Well, you can go ahead...
heirhead n.— «Not Even Jail Can Unspoil Heirhead…Paris Hilton is preparing to trade her 600-count Frette sheets for a threadbare wool blanket, and to cover her thong-less, Valtrexed bottom with polyester-blend bloomers.» —“Not...