A caller with a 25-year-old parrot wonders: How much language do birds really understand? Plus, Knock-knock. Whoβs there? Boo. Wellβ¦ you can guess the rest. But there was a time when these goofy jokes were a brand-new craze sweeping the nation...
A native New Yorker who lived as a boy with his grandmother in South Carolina recalls coming home late one day and offering a long-winded excuse, prompting his grandmother to declare, βBoy, youβre as deep as the sea!β She probably meant simply that...
Ever try to write a well-known passage in limerick form? Itβs harder than you think. How about this one: βThere once was a lady whoβs sure / All that glitters is golden and pure/ Thereβs a stairway that heads up to heaven, itβs said / And the cost...
What do readers of The New Yorker complain about most when they write letters to the editor? Those two dots above vowels in words like cooperate and reelect. The diaeresis, as those marks are known, has remained in use at the magazine ever since the...
Whatβs so special about the phrase Sit on a pan, Otis? Itβs an example of a palindrome β a word or phrase thatβs spelled the same backwards as it is forwards. This yearβs contest known as the Oscars of the palindrome world inspires some clever, even...
A Hollywood entrance, in spelunker slang, is when a cave has a large, epic opening. Burkard Bilgerβs epic article in The New Yorker on the world of squeeze freaks and other extreme cavers contains lots of great caving slang. This is part of a...

