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Wise Men Biblical Pun

Beware the biblical pun: What kind of car did the three wise men drive? A Honda. They all came with one Accord. This is part of a complete episode. Transcript of β€œWise Men Biblical Pun” Grant, I have another Bible joke for you. What kind of car did...

Jumping Up Bald-Headed

β€œHoly old jumping up baldheaded!” is a colorful exclamation with ties to both Jesus of Nazareth and Gary Busey. (In Busey’s case, the phrase was Holy Jumped-Up Baldheaded Jesus Palamino.) This is part of a complete episode. Transcript of β€œJumping Up...

Petered Out

Does the expression petered out have to do with the Apostle Peter denying he knew Jesus? No, β€œpetered out” may derive from the French peter, meaning to β€œpass gas.” Another theory is that the expression originated in mining and the use of saltpeter...

Jesus handle

Jesus handle Β n.β€”Β Β«Run a zip line between the ohshit handles of your car, then clip your pup on top for perfect posture.…I’ve also heard it referred to as the β€œJesus Handle.” Because people frequently say β€œJesus!” as they grab it.» —by Joel...

East Los

East Los
Β n.β€”Β Β«I’m a 42 year old vato from east los with four children and a love of Jesus Christ.Β»Β β€”β€œRe: Excuse Me !!!” by Lloyd SanchezΒ Usenet: soc.culture.mexican.americanΒ Jun 26, 1994. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)