In baseball slang, three blind mice denotes the three umpires on the field. This is part of a complete episode. Transcript of βThree Blind Mice in Baseballβ So Grant, when it comes to baseball, do you know what three blind mice means? Oh, itβs the...
The exhortation in Shakespeareβs Henry V, βOnce more unto the breach, dear friends,β is now a part of common speech. But not every fan of the Bard knows what a breach is. Itβs simply a gapβa space between two things. This is part of a complete...
Hyperbolic Headlines Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity!!!! Or maybe not. Youβve seen those breathless headlines on the internet, like βYou Wonβt Believe What This 7-year-old Said to The President!β Theyβre supposed to lure you to another...
First-century graffiti. People in ancient times could be just as bawdy and colorful as we are today. To prove it, we found some graffiti written on the walls in the city of Pompeii, and found plenty of sex, arrogance and good old fashioned bathroom...
A fan of Bruce Springsteenβs song βDancing in the Darkβ called to say that sheβs noticed the lyrics are awfully sad for such a peppy tune, and wonders if thereβs a word for this phenomenon. Lyrical dissonance would do the job, but thereβs also the...
If you donβt have anything nice to say, say it like Shakespeare: Thou unhandsome smush-mouthed mush-rump! Thou obscene rug-headed hornbeast! The Shakespeare Insult Generator helps you craft creative zingers by mixing and matching the Bardβs own...

