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A Single Pair of Jeans

You have a pair of gloves, and there are two of them; you have a pair of shoes, and there are two; a pair of socks, and there’s one for each foot, right? So why do we have a pair of jeans when it’s only one item? This is part of a complete episode...

ten-mile cloth

ten-mile cloth Β n.β€”Β Β«Blaze orange, also known as hunter orange, safety orange, fluorescent orange or 10-mile cloth, is readily available in a variety of clothing, caps and hats, through sporting goods and hunting supply stores, as well as general...

chicken cutlet

chicken cutlet Β n.β€”Β Β«Well, now, it’s not only not snug, but I look ridiculous because it has boning in the chest AND I have no boobs !!! I do have some β€œchicken cutlet” silicone fake boobs, so I’m tempted to wear that with the dress.Β»Β β€”β€œFat and flat...

dining sleeve

dining sleeve Β n.β€”Β Β«I also like the idea of not using paper napkins, which happen to be made from virgin wood and represent the height of wastefulness. I have designed a clothing line that has what’s called a β€œdining sleeve.” The sleeve is...

sexpensive

sexpensive Β adj.β€”Β Β«That’s the kind of thing you’re likely to see on Wednesday when his namesake line makes its runway debut. Audigier has come up with just the right name for it: β€œsexpensive.” β€œBling-bling and sexpensive,” he said. β€œThis collection...