sweater puppies

sweater puppies
 n.pl.— «The remnants of her dress and underwire bra bunched outward from her generous shelf of invulnerable boob flesh. “I must be around a ‘K-cup’ now,” she said to herself while judiciously examining her swollen sweater puppies.» —“STORY: Lois’ Time to Fly ” by Lingster Usenet: alt.amazon-women.admirers June 20, 1996. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)

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