squish mitten
n.— «His euphemism of choice for, you know, lady parts is “squish mitten.” He does not hesitate to ask a six-year-old girl some really inappropriate questions about her “special place” (for the sake of medicine, of course).» —“House Makes His Move, Gilmore Is Finally Back” by Korbi Ghosh E! Online Apr. 18, 2007. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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