squish mitten
n.β Β«His euphemism of choice for, you know, lady parts is βsquish mitten.β He does not hesitate to ask a six-year-old girl some really inappropriate questions about her βspecial placeβ (for the sake of medicine, of course).Β» ββHouse Makes His Move, Gilmore Is Finally Back” by Korbi Ghosh E! Online Apr. 18, 2007. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)