sauce-shelf
n.— «Pausing from a lucrative Ivy League university lecture tour on particle physics to adjust her sauce-shelf, the one-time MegaStar Live guest has been blethering the first thing that comes into her head.» —“Keep it Simpson” by Wyndham King MegaStar Oct. 7, 2003. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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