porn stache
n.— «My bf’s reaction to mr. reznor’s facial hair: “Wow. Nice stache. Is that a porn stache…? Wonder if he’s got a second career lined up.…”» —“Bram Stoker’s Perfect Drug (was: Re: First thoughts: TPD video…)” by Raeven Usenet: alt.music.nin Jan. 19, 1997. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)