placenta mooch

placenta mooch
 n.— «I probably shouldn’t be a mother. At least I didn’t refer to it as a crotch dumpling or placenta mooch like I call other people’s kids.» —“I hope we don’t get the six pack…“ by Chrissy (Christine) Kittybutts.org (Phoenix, Arizona) June 12, 2007. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)

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  • I gave birth to my daughter on 10/17/1966;unexpectedly I had a double placenta. My doctor, Dr. Willard Adams in Garland, Tx., donated it to a medical school that didn’t have one. Does anyone know which school received it ?

    I would appreciate any info on this.

    Thank you, Linda Evans

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