nurdle
n.— «“Upon reflection, belly button lint can be pretty darn sexy. (depending, of course, on the belly button).”…“Not if it’s flecked with dead mites and sweat nurdles.”…A “nurdle”…is a tiny, compacted, crud nodule. Sweat, body oil, dead flakes of skin, various fauna that inhabit the surface of humans…all of this rolled up in tiny balls of STUFF is what I was referring to as “sweat nurdles.”» —“Re: the narssist in me…sorry can’t spell it…damb!!” by Ned Ludd Usenet: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy June 7, 2001. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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