moose knuckle
n.— «They spects pee-paw to pay, but pee-paw just a-humps an a-bumps his sticky sweet moose knuckle pushin up from his dung-a-rees attim an they fall back like a house o cards on fahre!» —“Pee_Paw Vs The Purveyors Of Pernicious Poon” by Pee Paw Mother Of Harlots And Abominations Of The Earth Jan. 4, 2004. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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