hamdemic
n.βGloss: A joking name for the swine flu pandemic. Β«As a responsible newspaper in serious timesβwhen the world is threatened by climate change, economic collapse and what we are steadfastly refusing to describe as a “hamdemic” or an “aporkalypse”βMetro is very careful to give a balanced view of the major issues of our time.Β» ββCats: a clarification” Metro.co.uk (United Kingdom) April 27, 2009. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)