fluorescent tan
n.— «If you’re trying to sort out your London parking-ticket problem, you’re speaking to someone getting a fluorescent tan in a tin shed just outside Forres.» —“Are call centres the answer or the end of the line?” by Tom Morton Scotsman (Glasgow, Scotland) Nov. 22, 2000. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
A mangle is an old device for squeezing water from laundry. In 19th-century England, this word figured in the discourteous catchphrase Has your mother sold her mangle? The question implies that the person addressed has to make ends meet by selling...
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