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Would a server by any other name be as functional?. Sometimes mere names can get downright philosophical . Lee Mandell, now the president of communications agency Matlin Mandell, recalls, "At a small agency I worked for back in the dot-com days we named our servers after quarks. Thus our file server and its mirrored backup were TRUTH and BEAUTY, because, after all 'Beauty is truth, truth beauty -- that is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.' And our Web server and its mirrored backup were UP and DOWN. Unfortunately I never got the chance to say to my boss that, due to a server crash, UP was down -- but don't worry because DOWN is up.'"
You're barking up my tree because I work in the IT field. First, as the article just hints at, there is often rhyme and reason to the seemingly silly naming conventions one will find in IT. They convey useful information to those who maintain the systems, and moreover they do so in a way that breaks down all the complex associations into easily recognized and remembered patterns. If you think about it, if you have to devise a useful naming convention for an extensive array of interrelated components, it helps to get a little creative because human memory works better with more tangible and familiar patterns. This is true even on smaller, more simple scales. Take, for example, the naming of company conference rooms. Let's say a company has four conference rooms in one office. They could name them One through Four, or A through D, but they almost always don't. Often they are given names. People seem to have an easier time organizing objects when they have non-abstract names.
Second, and this is just a guess, I think that IT folks enjoy bestowing creative names on the subjects in their kingdom as a sort of rebellion against the hundreds (perhaps thousands) of hard-to-remember and abstract acronyms and terms (IT jargon) they must memorize. In all of my IT-related classes it was a running joke to see what new horrible acronyms and terms each chapter would throw at us. Some of the mnemonics were just as bad! (Which reminds me of the joke about devising a mnemonic for the spelling of the word mnemonic) Anyway, compared to IT jargon, remembering the names for the nations of Africa is a piece of cake.
Wonderful things, server names OR conference room names.
I worked for one IT consulting company (now merged into Avenade) with several different series of inventive server names. My section of the network was British men-of-war, and mine was Indefatigable. LOVED that name. Love how it rolls off the tongue. Of course, Victory, Intrepid, Defiance, Vigilant, Formidable, etc. (Also had Resolute, which sounds like the same class, but the British ship was smaller.)
Worked for another company doing ocean shipping through the South Pacific - and all the conference rooms were named after little seas near Indonesia - Java, Celebes, Banda, etc., with the conference room size proportional to the size of the sea. Great way to get inward-looking Americans to learn about the other end of the shipping line!
Finally, can't help mentioning one of my favorite [original] Star Trek episode names: "Is There in Truth No Beauty?". Fun to ruminate on whether the commas should go in or not...
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