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We had a call a while back about things parents say when kids are pestering them with questions like, "Mommy, what are you doing?" One of the responses we heard about was, "I'm sewing buttons on ice cream." Or "looking for layoes to catch medlars." I'd never heard the sewing buttons on your butt or underwear versions, though, so thanks for that info!
In Spanish we have a say (my mother use to say it to me)… when I would ask why, why , my mom use to say:
Why the goat on the mountain,
that grazes happily on the prairie
having a round head,
has squared thoughts?
It rhymes in Spanish, though….It used to drive me crazy!!
My husband, later in life taught me another version,
Why the goat on the mountain,
that grazes happily on the prairie,
having a round butt,
poops in little squares?
It goes on too...
Hope you enjoy it!!!
Porque la cabra en el monte,
que pasta alegre en el prado,
Tiene la cabeza redonda
y el pensamiento cuadrado?
And the for the spicier version...
Porque la cabra en el monte
que pasta alegre en el preado
teniendo el culo redondo
caga soretes cuadrados?
and the last verse...
Porque al salir del culo
y convertirse en cagada,
la mierda que era redonda
termina siempre cuadrada!
And it has music too....!!!!
Should I teach it to my kids ?
Take care,
Mariana
Martha Barnette
Grant Barrett
Grant Barrett
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