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A change of platitude. My apology is addressed to the humble platitude, that much-maligned category of idiomatic phrase that I have spent a lifetime despising. Until now, that is, for I have finally discovered the usefulness of platitudes, and am now prepared to champion them.
The article gives two examples of the usefulness of platitudes, and both involve death. I'm thinking that of course death is not the time to offer "creative" condolences, though a humorous eulogy at a memorial service is usually appreciated.
Platitudes are everywhere, and it's interesting to note what we decide to call a platitude. Much of the time a platitude seems to be a nag that we just don't want to hear, such as "Be on your best behavior" and "Respect your elders." There's never been anything really wrong with platitudes; why bother trying to be creative when you're nagging someone to do the right thing?
Think about the expressions "How are you?", "What's up?", "Good job," "Go for it!", "I love you," "You're beautiful," "Good morning," "What a great day!", "Good night, sweet dreams," and "Will you marry me?" On the whole, platitudes add richness and meaning to language. In a way, platitudes are like the simple melodies of songs, which can be built upon and varied. Also, creative, original speech can be just as boring and ineffective as any platitude.
The Boy Scout Oath, Laws, Motto, Slogan, and Codes are nothing but platitudes, but they are all worthwhile. The bestselling series of books by Stephen Covey discussing the Seven Habits of Highly Effective People are chockful of platitudes expanded into chapter length. Some platitudes, such as "Don't drink and drive," seem to become more effective because of constant use and excessive repetition.
Did Shakespeare ever just say "Good morning," or did he always rattle off a sonnet?
I'm sorry, Sian, that's my fault. All the Sians I've ever known have been male, so please forgive me. I've fixed the online copy of the newsletter in which I made the mistake.
The other day I spent a good half-hour trying to figure out if a "Meredith" was female or male. The evidence was not persuasive either way. I suppose I'll be getting an email about that if I'm wrong.
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