In roller derby we are expected to choose a name for ourselves that becomes our public persona.  Some evoke menace, others are silly, but they almost always involve some amount of word play.  Examples might include: "Tara Armov," "Isabelle Ringer," and "Maiden Hell."
I am, however, experiencing a bit of a block in coming up with one for myself and hoped this fine community could help.
Firstly, as a referee, the name would ideally incorporate elements of that role, like enforcement or justice.  It needs to be short, preferably two to three words in length, and since I'm a guy, male or neutral gendered names would be appreciated.  I had previously come up with "Loudon Clear," but realized I'm not much of a fan being called "Loudon," even if it demonstrates what I'm aiming for in a name.  Lastly, if possible, I'd love suggestions that use the real name "Hans," but at this point I'm open to any suggestions.
Thanks in advance for helping me work this out
Hans N. Fractions
Well, as a first attempt*, how about Buster Fowles?
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* for me
Colin Wright?
Gunter Getchall? Will Getchal?
Donny Ventrye?
Hugo Buscue? Hugo Cinbin?
Hans Offadem?