Question: What would you serve a baseball player for desert?
Answer: Bunt Cake
If you know of any more of these would you please post yours? I want some of these to use to entertain people at our support group’s for the blind fourth of July party.
Thank you very much.
I've been thinking of writing a book about Jason, the killer in the Friday the 13th movies, with the premise that he's really not such a bad guy after all.
I'm going to call it Voorhees: A Jolly Good Fellow.
(Remember, you asked.)
Do you want puns of all types, or specifically the occuplational riddles of the type you sent as an example.
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue
I think that Martha tortured Grant -- much to our delight -- with several of these in one broadcast / podcast, but I don't recall which one.
LeDon said
If you know of any more of these would you please post yours? I want some of these to use to entertain people at our support group’s for the blind fourth of July party.
Interesting. How common is is for holidays to develop vision problems?
I realize that's not actually a pun, but it is an incredibly low form of humor.
Q: How did the shoemaker finish in the marathon?
A: Last
Q: What did the mail carrier say when her daughter asked if her friend could come for dinner?
A: "Letter."
Q: Why was the artist more productive if he ignored the first four canvases he set up?
A: Because he could paint more Easel E.